November 20, 2011
(too lazy to count days)
I never want to spend an entire day in Ikea ever again unless I am actually buying stuff for myself. Which we know that will probably not happen until I move out and get my own place, so that means I don't will not be stepping foot inside that Swedish hell until I finish college.
I usually love Ikea but not when the entire freaking country of Spain had the same idea as us on this extremely rainy day to go freaking furniture shopping. Holy hell it was a mad house in there. I don't think I have ever seen an Ikea so freaking busy in my life and there weren't even any insane sales or anything! Not to mention since I wasn't shopping it just made it that much less enjoyable for me. I was really hoping to try and slip across to the centro commercial (mall) but never really got the courage to ask so I didn't. Oh well, probably for the better anyways, kept me from spending lots of money that I don't need to spend right now.
All I gained from this Ikea trip was hangover burps. I was so excited to eat lasagna today that I can't even explain to you the level my excitement was at. This lasagna was advertised as having chicken instead of beef so that made me even more excited. Then I sat down at the table, cut into my lunch and gagged. It was cat food in there, NOT CHICKEN! Ok, well, it really wasn't cat food but hot damn it looked like it and even tasted like it. This isn't the first time I have seen this so called meat on food here before. I learned quick not to order the "ensalada mixta" (mixed salad) because it comes with pieces of cat food on it. The shit literally tastes like I would imagine cat food to taste and has the same texture I imagine too. I don't see how these Spaniards eat it and enjoy it. Barf.
Now you are wondering "wtf are hangover burps"? So you know when you are hungover and you become best friends with the toilet? Yeah, every time you puke it has that weird acidy, alcoholy taste to it. That is how my burps taste. I wish I could say it is because I am hungover but no it is because of that stupid cat food lasagna I ate earlier. I have even brushed my teeth, eaten a grilled cheese, some soup, some hot chocolate, coffee, sode and a donut. Nothing will get rid of these hangover burps. I cant stand it!
In other news, I am not feeling so sick. My nose is still an asshole sometimes but not as stuffed up and I am not really a mouth breather anymore.
O GROVE IN 4 DAYS!
(too lazy to count days)
I never want to spend an entire day in Ikea ever again unless I am actually buying stuff for myself. Which we know that will probably not happen until I move out and get my own place, so that means I don't will not be stepping foot inside that Swedish hell until I finish college.
I usually love Ikea but not when the entire freaking country of Spain had the same idea as us on this extremely rainy day to go freaking furniture shopping. Holy hell it was a mad house in there. I don't think I have ever seen an Ikea so freaking busy in my life and there weren't even any insane sales or anything! Not to mention since I wasn't shopping it just made it that much less enjoyable for me. I was really hoping to try and slip across to the centro commercial (mall) but never really got the courage to ask so I didn't. Oh well, probably for the better anyways, kept me from spending lots of money that I don't need to spend right now.
All I gained from this Ikea trip was hangover burps. I was so excited to eat lasagna today that I can't even explain to you the level my excitement was at. This lasagna was advertised as having chicken instead of beef so that made me even more excited. Then I sat down at the table, cut into my lunch and gagged. It was cat food in there, NOT CHICKEN! Ok, well, it really wasn't cat food but hot damn it looked like it and even tasted like it. This isn't the first time I have seen this so called meat on food here before. I learned quick not to order the "ensalada mixta" (mixed salad) because it comes with pieces of cat food on it. The shit literally tastes like I would imagine cat food to taste and has the same texture I imagine too. I don't see how these Spaniards eat it and enjoy it. Barf.
Now you are wondering "wtf are hangover burps"? So you know when you are hungover and you become best friends with the toilet? Yeah, every time you puke it has that weird acidy, alcoholy taste to it. That is how my burps taste. I wish I could say it is because I am hungover but no it is because of that stupid cat food lasagna I ate earlier. I have even brushed my teeth, eaten a grilled cheese, some soup, some hot chocolate, coffee, sode and a donut. Nothing will get rid of these hangover burps. I cant stand it!
In other news, I am not feeling so sick. My nose is still an asshole sometimes but not as stuffed up and I am not really a mouth breather anymore.
O GROVE IN 4 DAYS!
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